Why I'm so thin #1

Today at lunch I was confused about what to eat. I thought about just going back to work. Sitting in the parking lot I decided to get a snack at least and rest my eyes. Instead of going to a fast food place I went to Whole Foods and got a variety of tropical fruits and vegetables. Now back at work I'm snacking on them, feeling great about my decision and probably making a bunch of people here feel guilty for eating Carls Jr.